the existence of a legal name implies the existence of a better, sexier illegal name
Isn't that just a porn name?
@KinkyTurtle I wonder if there is something that is named like that tho
Hi my name is Mark Shane Hayden
but you can legally call me Mark
or you can illegally call me Shane...
It's kind of like John Cougar Mellencamp but I dunno...flipped around and not as cool.
Perhaps I should pick an *animal* Illegal Middle Name.
@tillianisafox a true name, speaking which without one's consent is considered aggravated assault with a weapon
@tillianisafox Richard Bombthrust
@tillianisafox If real name identification eventually becomes mandatory on the internet, your pseudonymous hacker handle will be your illegal name.
@maddiefuzz that's actually terrifying
@tillianisafox That's what my name is. :3