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I just Google searched it

digital.funko.com/

I can feel the bile rising up from the back of my throat

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Uncharacteristically aggressive 

I swear to god i wouldnt put it past the venal bastards who shit out fucko pops to start making funko nfts or funko coin or someshit

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Thinking abt this company whose motto is like "At [company], we do things the right way. No matter what, doing things right comes first" and how that motto is currently being superimposed over their "apply here" button, rendering it inoperable

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Hey so @GavUnimpressive just finished this commission for me and I cannot get over how perfect it is

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Are you really friends with someone unless you know whether their hands are cold or warm?

Tfw you can only sleep in 1-hour increments, and each of those has an entire self-contained dream 😴

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red foxes have black sockpaws

truly nature's femboys

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ahh, traveller. I see you have a more discerning taste. Care to take a look at... Theeeeese?

-opens trenchcoat, revealing a bunch of pockets that each contain a single sleeping mouse-

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Yeen curated TWITTER POST 

People who dislike pickles: What is wrong with you?

Needless to say, if Kickstarter moves forward with their blockchain plan I will not back any Kickstarter project.

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RT @jessblazecos@twitter.com

Please stop following people online that you don't even like. Stop following people to keep tabs on them. Your online experience should be consuming content that you enjoy by people that you like. Don't make it toxic for yourself

🐦🔗: twitter.com/jessblazecos/statu

Aside from the total lack of subversion of the Damsel In Distress trope, Super8 was a brilliant movie imo!

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Why don't French people have large breakfasts? 

Because one egg is un oeuf.

(blame @Vagabond)

Switch cartridge in Solo call that lemon lime and bitters

Go show the world. Be the giant rat that makes all of the rules today.

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anyways so after we grow the literally perfectly controlled atomic array we slice it up and polish it then etch it with magical runes no human alive even understands anymore and bobs ur uncle

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*Flails about trying to learn how to use this site. And do his washing.*

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