In der DDR wurde tight gerappt, dann hat man etwas โ€žRapschriftโ€œ an die Mauer geschmiert und einen โ€žakrobatischen Volkstanzโ€œ getanzt. ๐Ÿ˜Œ


funfact: only 4 out of these 10 had a 3.5 mm headphone jack!

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Anyway, now that this random brain activity is done, I can wish you all a merry crisis

I saw someone posting all the phones they ever had on Twitter so I counted the (main) ones I carried with me over the past 13 years. Longest lasting so far were the iPhone 4s, 7 and XR (each 2+ years)

Honorable mentions: Samsung Galaxy S5+, BlackBerry Classic, Nokia 8110 and HP Pre 3

I stumbled across this screenshot and Iโ€˜m still startled by how tattoos are the problem here...

Itโ€™s -4ยฐC here and I walked home half an hour ago, my headphones shut themselves off after like 15 mins ๐Ÿฅถ

Mein Problem war: ich konnte keine SMS empfangen. (deswegen ist diese SMS doppelt lustig)

you canโ€™t add a 3.5mm headphone jack to beats solo pro with a lightning adapter, I need to buy a separate cable to use them old school ๐Ÿ˜Œ

find schรถn wie ich vor 3-4 jahren oder so fรผr nen kurs, bei dem ich gelernt habe einen schwarz weiรŸ film zu entwickeln, u.a. spontan auf ner geburtstagsfeier fotos gemacht habe, von denen jetzt eins einen kleinen auftritt in der wahlwerbung eines kandidaten fรผr den bundestag hat. ๐Ÿ˜Œ

leider ohne credit ๐Ÿ˜”

I know, Iโ€˜m 9 years late but... DM me your friend code? :3

I tried to find out when I could update my consortium of apple products to stumble across this weird argument about โ€œthe capital of europeโ€ and I donโ€™t know why. There just is none.

I deleted because storage on my phone is rare.

For comparison: I had to take an Uber once in my life and I still have the app. Mostly to check what a ride home would cost (itโ€™s 4-10x as much as public transit usually, so /no/) โ€“ this toot is all over the place.

war so โ€žahh auf welchem twitter account soll ich das jetzt am besten posten?! ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜“โ€œ dann ist mir eingefallen โ€žah.. natรผrlich.. mastodon ๐Ÿ˜Œโ€œ

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Stell dir vor jemand klaut deinen Audi (relatable ๐Ÿ™ƒ) und in den Drukos lebt jemand seine absurde Gewaltfantasie aus, die genau niemandem in der Situation weiterhelfen wรผrde. ๐Ÿ™„

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