patter @patterfloof@meow.social

You've heard of catfox, now get ready for:

Quatrefox

Does anyone know any furry vrchat modelers that stream their process or have Youtube videos of their process? Watching that stream yesterday really helped my understanding

Reminder that FedEx "SmartPost" and UPS "Mail Innovations" are private companies using the ubiquitous delivery of the United States Post Office for handling their last-mile deliveries.

In other words, it's not cost-effective enough for them to send a truck to deliver your package so their "Smart" and "Innovative" way of handling this is to make it the post office's problem.

Whenever someone says that the Post Office isn't efficient please remind them of these "Smart" "Innovations"

Disney is proud to announce we have commenced third impact

Please embrace the goo when it comes

@skelltan

Get your kids into capitalism, then they’ll be too poor to afford drugs

Did you know that today is the anniversary of the release of Fallout: New Vegas and the "none pizza with left beef" meme?

#bear#joke

Not enough people Appreciate The original Cat girl
Bast

sometimes i think about the fact that like, pretty much any time someone has to like break down what it means to be a billionaire for a mainstream news source, they have to be like

"now it's important to keep in mind that billion is a number so large it's hard to comprehend"

but like, that's kind of the thing like
imagine being so reprehensible and selfish that the human mind cannot fully comprehend it

How to pronounce common file formats.

GIF: yiff
JPG: huh-peeg
DOC: dook
PDF: parfait
TXT: texit
XLS: excellent
HTML: hot meal

used to be, before gutenberg, letters were a lot more expensive. punctuation, even more so. you'd have to trade a bushel of oats for the "a," etc. if you used the comma twice in once sentence, you were judged to have spent more lavishly than you could afford, such as foolishly trading your strongest livestock, which would have sustained the farm with its work, for an optional bit of punctuation, like a dandy. that's why they call it trading the "ox fer d'comma"

Neat website with local alternative resources to calling the police.

https://dontcallthepolice.com/

Has anyone else out there on the fediverse ever been a member on the forum site that used to be attached to otherkin.com back in the later half of the 00s? I'm trying to find other people who were posters on that forum site, and I figure the fediverse is as good a place as any to start looking again.

Have we even TRIED the "strange women lying in ponds distributing swords" system?

the C machine is a myth that must be eliminated. C is an inadequate model and has been so since the 70's

o, what a pitiful shame that we are stuck with Javascript as the lingua franca of the web, all of its many dangerous warts and pitfalls an indelible stain on the platform

now to take a big sip of coffee as I ponder the timeless beauty of the Unix way, with its elegant lingua franca, shell scripts

You ever think about how fucked up our entire culture is when Fridays hold near-religious significance because they mean people get Two Days Off?