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UK artists who sell prints of your work, especially work that starts on paper: where do you get the printing done?

I know some of y'all will like these, available from the Exchange Theatre shop, Manchester

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fedi/social system hot take Show more

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Tim Pennings noticed that his Welsh corgi, Elvis, seemed to follow the optimal path when chasing a ball thrown into Lake Michigan — Elvis seemed to realize that he ran faster than he swam, and so could minimize his retrieval time by racing intelligently along the beach before jumping into the water. But how did he make these judgments?

“We confess that although he made good choices, Elvis does not know calculus,” Pennings wrote. “In fact, he has trouble differentiating even simple polynomials.”

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Follow for puns, extremely niche jokes that affirm identity, music inspired by Bach and countless video game composers, fox noises, lists that go on too long,

I'm a floof & don't really know what belongs on this site, so "hi y'all"

Long weekend to, might pop up to Scotland later

Got my Christmas sweater on & taking the family out for dinner later - they're from t'other side of the country, so this is how we Christmas

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Morpheus: Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the femboy in the short skirt?

Neo: I was...

Morpheus: [gestures with one hand] Look again.

[the femboy is now a trans girl deer with antlers wearing a t-shirt that says "down with cis." she holds out a hand toward neo with the Communist Manifesto]

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me: hey Siri, send a text to my mum. say "Hi Mum,"----

siri: i can't find HIMUM. did you want me to

me: no--

siri: i've unloaded HIMEM.SYS for you. Is there anyth Out of memory

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giant UI take Show more

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Archaeologists aren't sure what this represents

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the LGBT standard was refreshed to LGBTQ and most recently LGBTQIA, but you may see the following proprietary extensions in older equipment:

LGBT+
LGBT-X
mini-LGBT
LGBT-HD
LGBT 2000
LGBT for Workgroups
i.LGBT
ASUS® LGBTQ Boost™
LGBTQ.11ac
μLGBTQ (embedded only)
LGBTQ Creative Cloud

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How to successfully transfer your followers to a new instance: @ your new account and say "look at this asshole"

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(duolingo owl busts through my bedroom door holding a knife) it's time to learn french motherfucker

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The relentless pursuit of fediverse growth at any cost without consideration of /who/ joins is no better than investor growth culture for corporations.

"Growth at all costs" is one of the evils of Capitalism. It's not the whole thing, but it's a huge contributor.

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@jacethechicken no the Internet was product placement for the movie Wild Wild West (1999) starring Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones, hence the www

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meow.social

This instance is focused around the furry community, and is open to anyone interested in it. It was created by @Tiwy57 originally for a small group of furry friends, but thought it might as well be open to all fluffies and scalies !