patter @patterfloof@meow.social

body horror is when you wake up and realise you still inhabit a body

Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings

(spongebob squarepants!)

Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams

(spongebob squarepants!)

Blinded by me, you can't see a thing

(spongebob squarepants!)

Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream

Staring at Android logcat and a thing that is always interesting to me is when we have managed to recreate human anxiety conditions in a computer

We now return to mastodon, already in progress.

(Source: https://twitter.com/weirdlilguys/status/1530262309716697088)

Star Trek captains are often compared to each other, often to see which is "better".

Instead, try taking a step back and compare them to the era and cultural mileu from which they sprang.

What do they say about *us*?

All right, internet. I need help. Pls to be hitting me up with any of your recs for Mandarin-language punk, metal, industrial, dubstep, EBM, EDM, or related-genre bands.

I am needing this for Reasons. Thanking you.

The point of debt cancellation is that many people are prevented from thriving in their lives by being stuck under debt for their entire lives. Those that have debt, but can easily pay it off aren't at issue. I'm sure Jeff Bezos has more debt than I do. The issue is relieving the oppressive forces that keep the most marginalized in our society from ever getting a chance to thrive.

friends in USA, print this out, and post it in your workplace and around your neighbourhood!

@finn dozens of people dead because Gwyneth Paltrow starts selling pussy moonshine

Good news about that Duck Duck Go story from earlier, they're only allowing you to be tracked in their...

*checks notes*

..."PRIVACY" BROWSER.

https://www.theonion.com/

OMG that homepage. Those are all the DIFFERENT times they've run that story.

It is so weird to me that general cultural publications that wouldn't think of running ads like "Use OUR Russian botnet to reach retirees with YOUR Ponzi schemes!" and "Have you considered rhino horn to improve YOUR health and potency?" will advertise SEO services.

I wish every marvel movie a very box office bomb

DID YOU KNOW? Under the hood your browser refers to itself as a “user agent,” because it is a remnant from a time when we believed the point of software was to make our lives easier, rather than to trick us into buying things we don’t need and infect us with the rage virus

Today I learned that shopping malls were invented by Victor Gruen, a Jewish socialist who created malls as a backlash against highways and cars. He visualized a community hub complete with art galleries, medical centers, coffee shops, etc. - so everything people needed was within walking distance and they could interact together. But then they turned into a world of never ending storefronts and before he died he denounced malls as bastardized versions of his original idea.