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i'm gonna cry if you piss me off

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translating 

If someone needs help or needs something translated, I can do some during my free time.

Languages I can translate:
English
Filipino/Tagalog
Hiligaynon

i can try stuff not listed but i'm still learning

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mh 

am i mentally stable? fuck no

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self-promotion 

I write about stuff on my LBRY channel, Thickalon.

open.lbry.com/@Thickalon:f

gore, cannibalism, /jk, maybe an idea for a oneshot 

fresh bodies in the fridge. a few more hours and the police will calm down with their searches. season them up and double fry them for the shop's patrons to enjoy.

dulce de la muerte

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fruits 

bananas already yellow but they're still unripe. a few minutes in boiling water will make them soft and goes great with butter and sugar.

bananapop

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fruits 

i have indian mangoes and they're green and sour.

a few more hours and they will ripen and still be firm and sour sour, but sweeter than any other mangoes i know.

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politics 

the dictator is forcing military training to children

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chilling outside, hear some sad meows and i look over to see ash outside the porch

cute little friend :)

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lewd 

cleaning fleshlights and dildos because dust

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dance 

I actually, based on limited anecdotal evidence, have a theory that the kind of people who say you just need to "feel the music" to dance are:

1) Naturally rhythmical in their movement and/or practiced in that;
2) Conventionally attractive in both looks and body language;
3) Never received much negative feedback on how they look when they dance.

Since this kind of person receives positive attention when having fun, they assume it's something innate to human nature, not a bit of luck.

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windows 

trying one of those ameliorated versions

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got banned from eating pickles in the house

i'll just bring them outside

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