And then IMMEDIATELY probe for something more exotic/weird, while fishing for more details from me. C’MON. I gave you what I wanted, and you are coming to me. If you had something you wanted, SAY it, don’t give me a base frame and make me do your work for you.
And… I’m back to being fully in Covid-19 paranoia mode.
I *am* immunocompromised. So back to double masking and excessive hand washing.
I’m never watching that again. I honestly am embarrassed on behalf of Don Cheadle and Sonequa Martin-Green. They are FAR too good talent for this garbage fire.
Of course LeBron had to have the winning shot, when thematically it would have made sense to pass… And… the sappy ending, that was expected… yup. God damn… I know the 1996 Space Jam wasn’t high cinema, but this… is honestly one of the worst things I’ve ever watched.
HOW?! How does this keep getting worse!?
Okay, the halftime joke is literally the only time I’ve laughed in this movie so far. Not going to spoil the ONE good thing about Space Jam so far.
This feels like it was written by the short attention span folks at Family Guy’s writers room. SO many insane jump cuts.
Three Hundred Feet Tall, vixen of power and size, deal with it!