goaty goats @goaty@meow.social

general disclaimer: i don't know shit about programming

heyo~! i'm goaty goats!

i draw! mainly furry art, mostly porno!!

i've got a website: https://goatygoats.com
& a patreon: https://patreon.com/goatygoats
with cool benefits: https://goatygoats.com/misc/patreon
& i take commissions: https://goatygoats.com/comms

it's december 1st so i bet a lot of people are cumming right now

love this stupid tiny icon with no indicator bar beneath it

is microsoft the disney of computer games?

minecraft launcher doesn't scale right on hidpi linux & the issue has been unresolved since 2019. thanks microsoft!

lol, remember when nintendo took all copies of its defunct magazine off the internet archive and had the gall to say "The unapproved use of Nintendo's intellectual property can weaken our ability to protect and preserve it?"

hope you saved room for a nice dessert!

and that was just the first course!

who's hungry? i've got more normal food for everyone!

you either played bugdom as a kid or you didn't. that's the two types of people in the world

i made a post on twitter replying to a breadtuber that i kinda regret cause republicans are trying to make fun of me but like… i dunno, they're just not good at it, so i don't feel threatened or anything!

my last post is a mastodon exclusive. i refuse to screenshot my post and add alt text just for twitter. it's so fucking asinine.

i'm more active on twitter than i am on mastodon but that's because, like most people, i crave engagement and nobody's on here! overall i prefer this place, tho its far, far, far, far, far from my ideal.

"don't recommend this channel" functionality is still just such a sight for sore eyes. i've wanted this for so long. you see something you know you want no part of and you tell YT "no. don't show me that one" and they just don't show you that channel ever again. it's beautiful. nature is healing. the world is retaking what is rightfully its own, and there's nothing they can do to stop it.

and really my end game is just "ranting about a weird thing online" but what happens from there? why put the thoughts down? they're not going to leave my head just because i commit them to text. they don't even weigh heavy upon me to start with—i literally just have an observation, devoid of judgement, about a stranger on the internet.

you ever have a vaguely public figure that you want to talk about online, but you're worried you'll needlessly stir the pot, so you try to figure out how to talk about em vaguely, but you kinda can't without it either being vague to the point of meaninglessness or ultimately obvious who it's about to anyone who does a bit of digging?

& then you go "what's going to happen if i talk about this? what will i accomplish? a couple likes? people asking me who i'm talking about? what's my end game?"