work vent, caffeine related 

I get the shakes when there's data at work I want to view but for which all of the visualizations are incomplete, inaccurate, or miniscule. Is this the caffeine or a deep-seated frustration with information management?

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USA party politics, negative 

The Democratic party's phone polls are weirdly oblivious to opinions left of them. Contrast with the Republican party, which treats their extremist wing as a think tank.

This is the worst relic of McCarthyism.

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Fantasy heroes and digital circuit clock generation are both constrained by the availability of crystals.

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a week and a chapter later, I've determined that the research magical girl is 100% gender goals

(you should read it; start here at chapter 1: mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/viewe)

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just realized that with all the men in my phone named "mitch rope top" and "jason musclepup" I've basically reinvented occupational surnames

microwave logic 

the number after 99 is 140, and the number before 100 is 59

description of a hell experience that can be had on earth 

waiting in an urgent care facility lobby to give a urine specimen for a pre-employment drug screen, except you arrived needing to pee and now you're stuck for you don't know how long

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Has anyone else seen this scam?

I had a phone call telling me I’d won £1,000 and tickets to an Elvis Presley tribute concert….

….I had to press 1 for the money, 2 for the show.

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Attending the "Employee Appreciation Day" festivities today was weird considering that I plan to have _startling_ news for them next week.

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boost if your name is gato OR you have metal joints OR people can beat you up and earn fifteen silver points

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Posting the word "Buttplug" on twitter as many times as possible.

sex opinion, disclaimer 

Casual sex is nice sometimes.*

*This is a personal opinion and has a good chance of being inapplicable to your situation.

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