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You don’t hate Mondays, you hate Mon-dar, the Weekday Warlock, whose beastmen destroyed your village when you were a child.


Is it too much to ask that one day while walking in the woods I am captured by the forest spirits, held down by vines binding my arms and legs, turned into a donkey, and forced to live out the rest of my days as a woodland creature, never to return to the human world again?

Wait a minute, this isn't TF serum... This is just regular old arm hurting juice

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I have arrived at the facility. The scientists are swift and efficient. "Please bring in the next subject to receive its dose." I am directed to the lab. The lights are cold and bright. I feel a slight sting as the scientist administers the serum into my arm. "take the subject to the observation room." I am shown into a great room full of other subjects, each in a transparent pod. A glass tube is lowered over my head, and I wait for the effects to take hold.

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If "getting my vaccine" is so good, how come there's no-


Ah, my mistake

My beautiful daughter has contracted Sleepy Baby Syndrome, please pray for her.

Ai dungeon excerpt 

Buddy, I have news for you

Wolf moon for werewolves, buck moon for weredeer, harvest moon for werefarmers, blue moon for weresmurfs...

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The full moons should be named after the were-creature they activate

Any QA people around London looking for a job?
My company is hiring.

The Linux Foundation are carrying out a survey on "Diversity, Equity, & Inclusion in Open Source", and I know this is something #foss #freesoftware and #opensource people (and opponents thereof!) on the Fedi have opinions on. So please boost and fill in.

Contributing to an evidence base may be a way of highlighting the problems and shaming people with money into doing something about them.

Properly got into ai dungeon today. Divided my time equally between (a) looking for horny trouble and (b) searching a fantasy land for a cool glass of lemonade

Someone should make an emoji font with just kink pride flag ligatures.

Death (not personal) - 

Just found out that someone I follow on twitter passed away today. Loss of any life is sad but it's particularly jarring for someone who seemed vibrant to just suddenly... stop.

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