dildo self-defense (hypothetical butt-involved scenario)
when you suddenly get attacked by a screaming knife-wielding maniac while you're naked and have a dildo up your ass, transitioning from being in a full-squat to a lunge, buttcheeks clenched to eject the dildo to your hand and striking forward at a vital point could save your life
not to get personal but i just suddenly realized that knowing the technique to utilize handheld blunt objects as weapons extends to being able to beat people with dildos
i'm not saying the best approach to combat is with generalized fundamentals and angles of attack, but for general self-defense having access to a wide range of improvised weapons is useful, especially when most of the time you're not in an ideal scenario with an ideal weapon.
chirr up kid