Jonathon @Pizzazz@meow.social

Since Facebook apps are always spying on their users, all Facebook users should be entitled to a 24/7 livestream from Mark Zuckerberg's phone.

Hi everyone, it's Africa. Could y'all stop blessing my rains? It makes them uncomfortable. ~~Thanks!

bark bark awoo

Two of my roommates have started dating each other. I guess it won't be long until I'm the only single person in the house, and then everyone in my primary friend group will be too busy with their SOs to want to hang out with me.
I'm glad they're happy, though. They're cute together.

I'm just amazed that I haven't been able to find anybody. In nine days it'll be four years since I was last in a relationship, and I've only had two first dates since then. How can I be so bad at this?

Light emitting dogs

I want to be a dog so I can record my dog self singing and get a really unique sound for my tracks.

Ah yes, that alignment is very correct, I can tell just by looking at it. https://meow.social/media/dgQuTHtHqtVwk4wvTuo

Tinder stats:
Total number of matches: 2
Number of messages sent: 2
Number of responses: 0

Status of my roommates: raking in all of these.

I know I'm at least decently cute, my profile is okayish...maybe I'm just cursed?

*me in composition lesson while my teacher is trying to explain an idea* I have no idea what you're saying

*me at home kind of stoned, listening to recording of lesson* I know _exactly_ what you're saying