Mycroft @Mycroft@meow.social

periodic reminder that yeen beans

I'd like very much if people stopped using the term "nsfw", especially in CWs. If you mean lewd, say lewd. If you mean violence, say violence. If you mean something else, say it.

Not everybody works in the same conditions. I don't like the bar of what's deemed presentable or not to be solely based on the viewpoint of what some middle-class office worker could be caught looking at.

this pet ball python snake is named Pretzelcoatl and I think that's adorable

https://youtu.be/pdf7LMxK-s8

I still never want to be in the same room as a snake though. :)

Spider-Man is just a lil babby superhero and shouldn't be put into so much danger as joining the Avengers or fighting global threats.

Let him stick to fighting bank robbers in silly fursuits. A criminal in a bird kigu with a hang glider. A street brawler with elephant footy pajamas. These are who he deserves to fight because he shouldn't get hurt.

just because we have a new president doesn't mean you have to stop protesting that the president isn't doing enough

I hope to purchase a used car soon. State law says I must register the sale within fifteen days with the DMV, in person only. Cannot be done online, via mail, etc. DMV is by appointment only, and earliest appointment is two and a half months away.

If Martin Luther King Jr. were alive today, he should totally have the right to kick the shit out of any white person who starts a sentence with "If Martin Luther King Jr. were alive today," myself included.

just a friendly @igloopink saying hello and boopin ur snoot
https://youtu.be/0UhVwaPfhHM

idea: video game where you control sims but instead of stimulating a real world it's a minecraft like world

or minecraft but you also have to sleep and poop and relax and talk to people to stay alive

incomplete list of unnecessarily gendered things:

pens
toothbrushes
watches
bathrooms
shampoo
emotions
chocolate
legos

this puppy has the hiccups https://youtu.be/1OF3icemRJc

sometimes I'm reminded cute animals exist and that makes me smile

Dungeon Master's Vault https://www.dungeonmastersvault.com/ is an online repository of information, including a great character builder. Limited to SRD and 'homebrew' content only.

Big list of WotC content in 'homebrew' content format, easily imported https://www.scribd.com/document/411008673/OrcPub-Checklist

A bunch more sources of 'homebrew' content https://thetrove.is/Books/Dungeons%20%26%20Dragons%20%5Bmulti%5D/5th%20Edition%20%285e%29/Programs/Dungeon%20Masters%20Vault/

No Tasha's Cauldron source yet (that I've found), no updated Artificer class
#dnd #dnd5e

vaguely 'being responsible' gets 2/3 of the votes

So I'm running a second session of D&D Sunday night. When should I start prepping for it?
A. When I get home tonight
B. After running errands Saturday night
C. Sunday afternoon when I wake up
D. When the players start pulling out their character sheets and dice