my brain has given me the idea "extremely long salt" and it's currently doing trigonometry to figure out whether this is funny ornot

David: *plays a secret chord*
The Lord: “Damn son where’d you find this?”

when you're Disturbed but also a Japanese puppy 

"oh NO" I say through a mouthful of crust, "I ate your bread and now I guess I have to stay with you under the fairy mound for eternity, damn" while the Fairies refuse to make eye contact with me

Somebody is hacking road signs in New Orleans in the best possible way...

"TF ya once, shame on you. TF ya twice, Joker's Trick." — @Rybark watching pom poko

uspol, new antifa flag proposal 

fantasy fragile masculinity idea: health potions, but "for men", guaranteed not to be brewed with any fairy dust or unicorn hair, that costs 20% more and is half as effective

When I was a kid I made a tape copy of the Nirvana CD "In Utero" by playing it on a Windows 98 computer one of my relatives had hooked up to a stereo system, but he had a G.I. Joe theme installed, and I was using the computer for other things at the same time, so the copy of the album I had was full of random samples of Cobra Commander shouting at people, and the real version of the album has never sounded quite right to me without the yelling

drugs trashpost 

Now run run run jump

I can be your backpack while you run

[extremely "tim curry from his role in command & conquer barely managing to keep his act together" voice] sPAcE

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