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Consider: bunny paws!
(bunny paws are all fluff, there are no pawpads or toebeans)
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Lookit me I'm a plant and I made my way into the house I have wrapped myself around the curtain and I'm having a great time glitch.social/media/TvJg3uzBQX

lesbian meme? whats going on here?

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i swear... every radio station decides to advertise at exactly the same time...

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|   Send noodles |
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the older you are the worse the hangover.... ugh... 😑

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I don't understand this "non-binary" nonsense the natural world is built on binaries, whats why when the day ends the sun just turns off 💡📴

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the Japanese syllabary's (i.e., alphabet's) traditional ordering is a pangram and isogram, and a Buddhist poem:

いろはにほへと ちりぬるを
わかよたれそ  つねならむ
うゐのおくやま けふこえて
あさきゆめみし ゑひもせす

even the blossoming flowers
will eventually scatter
who in our world
is unchanging?
the deep mountains of karma
we cross them today
and we shall not have shallow dreams
nor be deluded

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iroha

you know you are old when you go to move one of your speakers only to find the cabling is corroded from age... ...yeesh...

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*takes slow deep breaths* well... my alarm clock nearly gave me a heart attack but im awake!

i love how masto doesnt animate a gif till i mouseover it ... twitter could learn from this..

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"Catholic Archbishop: ‘I’d Rather Go to Prison Than Report Child Abuse to Police’"

because, i guess, the catholic church doesn't want to be a safe place for kids? or a place for kids at all? yeah... um... guess this is a thing...