I don't think a survey question has ever made me laugh out load before but, when I answered this question, "Love Island" was at 1% & the degree was already well over 50%.
Dear YouTube advertisers, adding a "do not skip this ad" overlay is guaranteed to make me skip l. If that's what you want, it's working.
Lord Michael Howard is on @BBCr4today. He says that the prime minister will not be pushed through the back door. Not a euphemism I really want to think about.
Bloke's just walked into the chippy: flat cap, jacket, shorts and flip flops
“Well-being is realized by small steps, but is truly no small thing.” —ZENO, QUOTED IN DIOGENES LAERTIUS, LIVES OF THE EMINENT PHILOSOPHERS, 7.1.26
Google Carrier Services has some interesting reviews:
WTF does "constructed factual" mean? Sounds like what Donald Trump calls a lie.
@stephenfry Destiny 2, Warmind! What a delightful surprise!
I think possibly my favourite Windows 10 log on screen image so far
@theJeremyVine Quite correct, shouting at soldiers to make them hard is so passe. Sgt. Wilson from Dad's Army was way ahead of his time "I say, would you mind awfully fixing bayonet please?".
News just in: @realDonaldTrump declares the volcanic eruptions in Hawaii due to lack of guns.
I'm watching the ITV news. @realDonaldTrump is a stupid fucking idiotic cunt.
The monk dresses in his robes. A priest puts on his collar. A banker wears an expensive suit & carries a briefcase. A Stoic has no uniform & resembles no stereotype. They are not identifiable by look or by sight or by sound. The only way to recognize them? By their character