Kinky Kobolds @KinkyKobolds@meow.social
Kobolds: Small and often lewd. Keeping the fun in fun sized. [Maintained by @salameleon - Icon by SAHikari]
- Pronouns
- Variable
- Size
- About 90 cm (3 feet)
- Alignment
- Chaotic Adorable
The real bonus is that we can have fireworks during the "day" hours, since it's still dark in here.
Like fireworks? Come down and enjoy our show before enjoying one on the surface later in the day.
Don't like them? Enjoy some time with friends above ground before coming in for a quiet night.
Fireworks banned in your area? Don't worry, we have you covered. We don't even charge admissions or have overpriced concession stands.
Besides, inside a mountain it's not like we can easily catch the rocks on fire when ... I mean, if ... a shot goes astray.
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Remember: If you hug a kobold, the rest of us are gonna want a hug too.
KaaS
Kobolds as a Service.
A kobold warren is not an alternative to an ant farm. We're small but not THAT small.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how many kobolds do you need to make your day better?
(Sorry, zero isn't an option, but we do accommodate special orders for large quantities!)
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Kobold cannon? Kobold catapult? Kobold trebuchet?
What is the best way to have projectile kobolds to launch at people who have urgent need for them?
Up too late distracted by your phone? Don't worry, there's no cell phone signal in our lair.
... No, we're not setting up WiFi either.
All those traps on the way into the kobold den? It's mostly to keep out the uninteresting people.
We could be evil to you if you like that sort of thing.
If you don't, we still may insist on viciously supportive belly rubs or head pats.
@kobold wasn’t sure what might be good so here are some dragony ‘bolds booby-trapping a dungeon! I’ll get you an actual scan later, where should I send it please?
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We are perfectly well behaved. Whatever are you implying? 👼
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Downsides to being a winged kobold: being outside on a windy day is just asking for trouble.
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You know those keyboards and mice that are just a little too small for someone medium sized to comfortably use?
How do you think we're typing these things?
Kobold with wings using them to fly up just far enough to reassuringly pat you on the head
