Congratulations you won!: https://xkcd.com/391/
*If you have no idea what this is referring to don't worry you're better off that way.
Scammer warning, fediblock
ace @ chitter .xyz is back at it again. Do not donate to any requests for fundraising to the kofi account acestarr or the paypal account foxyart.
She got permabanned from twitter for transphobic, antisemitic, and ableist tantrums as well as copious suicide baiting, and now she's come to mastodon to try to grift from people here as well. She's a notorious scammer and a megathread of eveidence aginst her from various sources can be found at https://twitter.com/corust_/status/1353151949529640960
I've tried presenting the evidence to chitter administration in the past but was written off because they don't want to deal with it, and in the process are putting their instance and many others at risk as she has been ousted from countless communities, my own discord server as well, for violently toxic behavior and extremely abusive and gaslighting fits whenever she doesn't get her way.
She claims she acknowledges she was toxic "in the past" but she was calling people "jewish rats" and throwing around the r-slur and lying about using money people gave her for food to get a new ipad a matter of weeks ago, and she continues to behave exactly the same way with no intention of changing.
Block her, warn others about her, and stay safe. Do not let this abuser prey on the generosity of people on the masto and bury other crowdfunding requests from people who actually, genuinely need it.
I understand. You found paradise in America, had a good fish, made a good living. The killer whales protected you; and there were courts of shore. And you didn't need a friend of me. But uh, now you come to me and you say -- "Don Sealeone give me justice." -- But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer tummy scratches. You don't even think to call me Rotundfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my equally adorable daughter is to be married, and you uh ask me to do sea-murder, for ocean-money.
rip in peace to the original bumblefuck, detective bumblefuck
imagine living in a country that not only attempted to solve social and economic problems, but did so before they exploded into crises! sounds like authoritarianism, too me
Alcohol boycott! Read if you drink beer
The Molson company is locking its workers out of the brewery after rejecting their final demands. Do not buy Blue Moon, Carling, Killian's, Granville Island, Hamm's, Hop Valley, Leinenkugel's, Miller High Life, Miller Lite, Milwaukee's Best, Molson, Urquell, Steel Reserve or Terrapin beers
if your cat often bothers you at your computer and walks all over your keyboard, it's because they're trying to join you and do what you're doing. It's a sign of affection! One way to mitigate disruption without pushing away your cat is by buying your cat their own laptop and plugging it in next to yours. make sure the laptop has wifi, a VPN, and access to the darkweb
I dreamed that a Linux distribution got popular, but it was actually one we had cooked up on here where if you don't change a very specific setting over to "capitalism," at a certain point it downloads a bunch of occult communist material about the weltgeist and Babalon that it starts to read our loud, and changes your background to Nicolás Maduro. I dreamed that nobody cared about the first part but me, but that the second part caused a scandal because Maduro turned into a heartthrob in the US.
gussy (pronounced with a soft g) ((gentleman pussy)
ian | 19 | they/them, transfemme nb | white | studying computer science | im gay for nature