could you imagine if mastodon became like a huge thing that media pays attention to
i think i'd frickin lose it if i heard the phrase "incriminating toots" said on live news tv
Are kangaroo murrsuiters "murrsuitials"?
Hello influx of folks from birdsite
I mean, nothing happened yet
I think I fooled bird site with pig latin
I really need to say this
That is all
*sticks kangaroo snoot into your masto feed and shitposts fly out of mouth to stick to your feed unable to be scrubbed off*
*slaps roof of fractal*
This bad boy can fit so many bad boys in it
People on bird site: Let's leave for Masto!
Me: I should get back to Mastodon!
*sudden roo sounds*
I added just a pinch of pinch to this cookie recipe so that I could pinch your cute cheeks from the inside! >:3
When a bird steals your stuff, it's a birdglar.
What do you get when you cross a deer with a pecan? A doe nut.
Exactly half a year until Christmas! Now you can officially call those late gifts early!
Someone should walk around shirtless and say "I held a seance, and all I got was this lousy ghost of a T-shirt."
So, if you put pickles on top of a female deer, do you have a dill doe?
And now, the flight of the bumbleteeth! *Flight of the Bumblebee plays while tooth-shaped bees dislodge themselves from their hiding place in an old persons gums and start swarming*
Spoiler: I put it there. :B