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You know, all of your grandparents were grandparents, so if you think about it, you're full blooded grandparent.

I think that regular pentagons look mysterious.

I just met you, and this is crazy, but you forgot to tie your shoe laces.

Did you just lick a live beta fish? Is it in beta taste testing still?

Groundhog day tastes too much like groundhog, Valentine's Day is covered in red butt motifs, and St. Patrick's day got a grass stain.

Is it really an insult to tell a weasel to go suck an egg?

Oh mystical space trashcan, tell me your secrets.

Ah! Love is in the air!
*takes deep breath*
*coughs*
That's not love! D:

Don't judge a book by it's cover!

Why?

I swapped all the covers, so you'll have to actually open them!

Instant jorts. Just add water. A tasty treat for the whole family!

Apparently, on this day 8 years ago, I was thinking of thumbing through books with my toes.