the fact that they've been discussing this nonstop for the last 2 hours with anyone who happens to wander past tells you exactly how much work gets done in this place

i think next time i'll have to stay late on a monday, and leave the payload there after everyone else goes home -- he's never here on mondays, only one of them is

i'll miss the initial reaction but i'll get him discussing it with the others all day once i'm here

HMMMM

plenty of time to plan it out, at any rate

THE NEXT HORSEDAY OPERATION WON'T BE TIL JANUARY 7TH, DUE TO HOLIDAY INTERFERENCE

MARK YOUR CALENDARS, FOLKS

HAPPY FUCKIN HORSEDAY Y'ALL

OVER AND OUT, HOOOOOO RAH

the horses are a frequent topic of conversation at every team meeting

he suspects everyone around him

all of them suspect someone named Brent who works on a different floor

very little suspicion is directed at me

jokes about Carlos doodling horses in his notebook are common, and expected, but i don't think anyone seriously suspects him at this point (they probably grilled him yesterday morning)

we all know where he lives, so he says he's expecting a severed horse head on his doorstop while he's on vacation

🚨 HAPPY CRIMBUS Y'ALL 🚨

i snuck into the dark creepy building with no power on xmas for this

HOO RAH

walking up unpowered escalators is fuckin creepy in a dark ass lobby btw

i went back again folks

🐎🐎🐎 HOWDY CHRISTMAS AND A CLOPPY NEW YEAR 🐎🐎🐎

(:ec:)

the sad thing is

he's gonna get back to work on the 6th

unaware that horseday shenanigans have happened on both holiday Tuesdays

and he's gonna get in at like 5 or 6 AM like the lunatic that he is

so we don't get to witness his initial reaction to any of it

i'm at a cracker barrel and i'm quite certain that my co-worker could use a nice candle to brighten up his desk

@killeveryhetero I'm always impressed at the mildly terrifying stuff you find in a Cracker Barrel gift shop.

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@BalooUriza check this rad shit out then

i came very close to buying or stealing this cuz, i mean, look at it!!!

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