I'm gonna steal a meme idea @Dracodare came up with on Twitter. Rate me as if I were a D&D character but unlike him I'll accept 1-20 and allow a subsection for dice rolls if you have them. Please note if you do use them. Do STR, DEX, CON, INT, WIS, AND CHA.
3 is caveman and 20 is genius. The one I feel is most accurate I will make into a physical character sheet and post here as a pic.